Stupid T-Shirts

Nothing makes a better gift for your stupid friend than a stupid T-shirt. It’s simply the truth. Stupid shirts have been the cornerstone of well-intentioned harassment among friends since the dawn of time. What is it that makes a particularly idiotic article of clothing so appealing? It’s hard to say for sure, but one thing that all stupid shirts have in common is their questionable sense of humor.

With this in mind, here are some of the most idiotic ideas we could think of. These t-shirts are all designed by ImStupid.org and our contributors, and they are on sale over at our SpreadShirt Shop!

Stupidest Shirt In The WorldWell, folks, the votes are tallied and the judgment has been made. We are exceedingly proud to present: the world’s stupidest T-shirt! Poop joke T-shirts are pretty bad, but poop pun T-shirts are even worse. And this, well, this is probably the worst poop pun we’ve ever seen. If you don’t get it, consider yourself lucky.

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I'm With Every Stupid ShirtA hilarious take on a hackneyed classic, in our humble opinion. The origins of the “I’m with stupid” t-shirt are unclear, but it remains among the elite when it comes to joke shirts that have stood the test of time. It has gone through countless variations over the years, but we thought we’d take a stab at a new one. We call it, “I’m With Every Stupid,” or, alternatively, “Omni-directional.” What do you think?

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ImStupid.org Stupid FaceIf you feel like representing ImStupid.org, and furthering our cause of exploring and discussing stupidity in every corner of life, this T-shirt is a must-have. Or, just wear it because it’s cool! At ImStupid.org, we proudly occupy the space between amazement and confusion, and that’s what the “Stupid Face” is intended to represent. We’re quite pleased with our stupid logo!

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2 Birds 1 Stone T-ShirtNever has it been easier to kill two birds with one stone! This shirt reveals the secret behind the supposedly very difficult task. People have been bragging about killing two birds with one stone for ages: as it turns out, it’s actually not that hard. Just find two little birds huddled together (maybe throw down some birdseed to draw them in?) and THEN, slam down a giant boulder! DISCLAIMER: No birds were harmed in the making of this shirt.

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Stupid State of Mind T-ShirtHere’s something to mull over: is stupidity a real thing, or is it merely a figment of your stupid imagination? What if they invented a cure for stupidity? Just imagine how different the world would be without anything stupid in it. Would life become meaningless, or would everyone suddenly be happy, productive, and friendly? The future holds the answers: quick, somebody fund this research immediately!

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Available Colors: Brown, Black, Blue, Navy, Dark Green, Bright Green, Grey, Beige, Red, and more!

Being Stupid Is No ExcuseNow here’s a wonderfully ambiguous T-shirt. Which comes first, stupidity or ignorance? This one is sure to spark up a lively debate among all kinds of idiots. If you really don’t like ignorance, especially people who display ignorance by doing stupid things, then this shirt is perfect for you! Tell everyone in advance that you don’t want to hear their ignorant brain-thoughts.

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Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, XL, and XXL

Available Colors: Brown, Black, Blue, Navy, Dark Green, Bright Green, Grey, Beige, Red, and more!