Here we go, people! We had some ridiculously stupid ideas sent our way and now the blue ribbon is up for grabs. If you submitted an idea that is not included among the finalists, please do not worry: this only means that your suggestion was too clever, intelligent, complicated, or genius for us. We only wanted really dumb ideas. So please, no harassment if your idea wasn’t quite bad enough to make the cut.

Without further ado, let’s get down to the real question on everyone’s minds: What is the stupidest shirt in the world? Here are the six finalists that made it into the judging round, in no particular order:

This Shirt Costs $500 T-Shirt

Maybe someone will actually believe you, and think you’re a jerk for bragging about it. But most likely, people will just assume you’re the type of guy who likes to wear ironic t-shirts.

Being Stupid Is No Excuse For Ignorance T-Shirt

Alternately, “being ignorant is no excuse for stupidity” might be apt as well. No telling how this could play out in a public settings – directionless angst can stir up quite a storm with folks who are easily upset.

I’m With Stupid T-Shirt (Omni-directional)

Here’s another vaguely insulting idea. Then again, if the entire world is stupid, then the real question is what value does the term “stupid” truly hold? Probably not much. But maybe that’s getting a little too philosophical.

I Might Be Stupid But I Have A Great Sense Of Humor T-Shirt

This one is just barely stupid enough to make the cut. Some might find it clever, but then again, those people would be very foolish indeed. Only a complete moron could have thought this up.

Shirt (Smeared) On My Chest

Taking a dive into the steaming cesspool of vulgarity, this idea embodies what we would prefer to describe as a visually-reinforced pun. Wear it to a job interview and see what happens!

Stupidity Is A State Of Mind Shirt

Never has any statement been truer. But what is “mind,” exactly? There we go getting philosophical again.

To vote on your pick for the stupidest shirt of all time, please send an email to contact@imstupid.org with the subject as “THE STUPIDEST SHIRT,” and in the message body, make sure to list the title of the shirt you are voting for.

**UPDATE** The contest is over! And the winner is…..

Shirt (Smeared) On My Chest

Thanks for stopping by I’m Stupid, the official “I’m Stupid” organization!

Unfortunately, ImStupid.org was not able to recruit any new members during our official launch on November 6th, 2012. We believe that this failure is due to the fact that none of our T-shirts were quite dumb enough, and hence were not properly equipped to appeal to full-blown idiots. To better hone the focus of our brand, we have embarked on a new project.

ImStupid.org presents:
A Tournament Of Ideas!
(The Quest For The Stupidest Shirt In The World)

From now until November 20th, we will begin accepting nominations for the stupidest shirt in existence. To nominate a shirt, please send your image, idea, or concept to contact@imstupid.org. If your concept is chosen as the winner, you will receive 1 free copy of your design on a T-shirt of your size & color preference (assuming the design is not already copyrighted). We will also be wracking our brains to come up with the worst possible ideas for designs that we can, and the finalists from our own collection as well as those submitted by our audience will be published on November 20th. Then the contest will be open to one week of judging, when you will be able to vote on the stupidest shirt of the bunch.

Without further ado, let’s get cracking on those dumb ideas! How many hilarious T-shirt concepts we can muster up?

ImStupid.org is proud to announce our grand opening, on November 6th, 2012! We wracked our brains and tried to figure out what would be the stupidest possible day we could go live, and we settled finally on election day. Think about it: it’s once every four years, and nobody will be paying attention to anything other than the polls and pundits. Literally zero people will care about some stupid start-up popping up on the internet: zero intelligent people, anyway.

For all the rest of the morons out there who don’t care how this presidential election turns out, today is just like any other day: and that’s great for us, because we only want first-class idiots among our ranks. If you’re one of these people, then congratulations! You are qualified to become a “Full Platinum” member of ImStupid.org, granting you exclusive access to a 90% discount on the standard ticket price on our required uniform: a Genuinely Stupid T-shirt. Currently our shirts are on sale for $18.00 – soon, however, the price will go up to $162.00!

To become a member, first fill out our verification form to prove that you are, in fact, an idiot.

Then head over to our Spreadshirt shop to pick out which stupid shirt suits you best!

When it arrives, you will need to send us a picture of yourself wearing the shirt in order for your membership to be fully activated.

Send your photo of you wearing an official ImStupid.org Genuinely Stupid Shirt to: contact@imstupid.org. Make sure to include your name, so we can match it with your verification results.

*** PLEASE, ONLY SEND US PHOTOS FROM THE WAIST UP!! ***

What are the benefits of membership, you ask? We’re still working that out, but we can promise you one thing: they will be very, very stupid.

In Bridgeport, Connecticut, there have been reports of citizens throwing eggs and other objects at utility crews who were trying to restore power after Hurricane Sandy, FoxNews.com reported.

After Bridgeport’s mayor declared that the power company had “shortchanged” the city, angry residents reportedly verbally abused utility crews who were working to fix the power grid. The shouting soon escalated into throwing eggs and other objects.

A spokesman for the utility company said “It started to get hairy. They did not feel safe. We communicated with the city and said if you don’t provide police support, we can’t have our crews there in harm’s way.”

Really? How could anyone think it was the utility crews’ fault, even if the company they worked for had failed to be fully prepared to respond to the storm?

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