Potty Putter Bathroom Mini Putting Mat Golf Game

Ever get bored on the pot? Why not practice your putting game? Don’t get poopy germs all over your smart phone by pulling it out to keep you busy while you pop a squat. Instead, take a few minutes to work on your stroke. Uhh, no, we didn’t mean THAT. Pervert.

Fake Turd on the Toilet Seat Gag Gift

Of all the fake poops out there, this one makes for one of the best designs due to how perfectly it fits on a toilet seat. Who knows why poop is so funny, but there is nothing quite as hilarious as startling someone with the thought that someone “did their business” out in the open. Set it down at a family reunion and wait for the screams!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll

If you really want to rig up a bathroom with pranks, this talking toilet paper roll is a must-have. Powered by 2 AAA batteries, it allows you to record your own personal message to greet people who are are sitting on the john. Please use this toy “responsibly” – heh.

Utility CrewIn Bridgeport, Connecticut, there have been reports of citizens throwing eggs and other objects at utility crews who were trying to restore power after Hurricane Sandy, FoxNews.com reported.

After Bridgeport’s mayor declared that the power company had “shortchanged” the city, angry residents reportedly verbally abused utility crews who were working to fix the power grid. The shouting soon escalated into throwing eggs and other objects.

A spokesman for the utility company said “It started to get hairy. They did not feel safe. We communicated with the city and said if you don’t provide police support, we can’t have our crews there in harm’s way.”

Really? How could anyone think it was the utility crews’ fault, even if the company they worked for had failed to be fully prepared to respond to the storm?

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I'm With Every Stupid ShirtA hilarious take on a hackneyed classic, in our humble opinion. The origins of the “I’m with stupid” t-shirt are unclear, but it remains among the elite when it comes to joke shirts that have stood the test of time. It has gone through countless variations over the years, but we thought we’d take a stab at a new one. We call it, “I’m With Every Stupid,” or, alternatively, “Omni-directional.” What do you think?

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ImStupid.org Stupid FaceIf you feel like representing ImStupid.org, and furthering our cause of exploring and discussing stupidity in every corner of life, this T-shirt is a must-have. Or, just wear it because it’s cool! At ImStupid.org, we proudly occupy the space between amazement and confusion, and that’s what the “Stupid Face” is intended to represent. We’re quite pleased with our stupid logo!

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2 Birds 1 Stone T-ShirtNever has it been easier to kill two birds with one stone! This shirt reveals the secret behind the supposedly very difficult task. People have been bragging about killing two birds with one stone for ages: as it turns out, it’s actually not that hard. Just find two little birds huddled together (maybe throw down some birdseed to draw them in?) and THEN, slam down a giant boulder! DISCLAIMER: No birds were harmed in the making of this shirt.

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Stupid State of Mind T-ShirtHere’s something to mull over: is stupidity a real thing, or is it merely a figment of your stupid imagination? What if they invented a cure for stupidity? Just imagine how different the world would be without anything stupid in it. Would life become meaningless, or would everyone suddenly be happy, productive, and friendly? The future holds the answers: quick, somebody fund this research immediately!

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Available Colors: Brown, Black, Blue, Navy, Dark Green, Bright Green, Grey, Beige, Red, and more!