ImStupid.org is proud to announce our grand opening, on November 6th, 2012! We wracked our brains and tried to figure out what would be the stupidest possible day we could go live, and we settled finally on election day. Think about it: it’s once every four years, and nobody will be paying attention to anything other than the polls and pundits. Literally zero people will care about some stupid start-up popping up on the internet: zero intelligent people, anyway.
For all the rest of the morons out there who don’t care how this presidential election turns out, today is just like any other day: and that’s great for us, because we only want first-class idiots among our ranks. If you’re one of these people, then congratulations! You are qualified to become a “Full Platinum” member of ImStupid.org, granting you exclusive access to a 90% discount on the standard ticket price on our required uniform: a Genuinely Stupid T-shirt. Currently our shirts are on sale for $18.00 – soon, however, the price will go up to $162.00!
To become a member, first fill out our verification form to prove that you are, in fact, an idiot.
Then head over to our Spreadshirt shop to pick out which stupid shirt suits you best!
When it arrives, you will need to send us a picture of yourself wearing the shirt in order for your membership to be fully activated.
Send your photo of you wearing an official ImStupid.org Genuinely Stupid Shirt to: contact@imstupid.org. Make sure to include your name, so we can match it with your verification results.
*** PLEASE, ONLY SEND US PHOTOS FROM THE WAIST UP!! ***
What are the benefits of membership, you ask? We’re still working that out, but we can promise you one thing: they will be very, very stupid.
